Familiarize yourself with the factual points of your case.

Hello, my perverted friend,


Unfortunately, the fact that our paths have crossed doesn’t mean anything good for you. I have some good news and bad news. I’ll start with the bad news.

This is great, it suggests you’ll have some good news in this email….

While you were surfing porn sites, I managed to install a spyware using your browser. It has gained access to your webcam, your browser history, and all your devices, not just your computer.

Not. Again.

This alone wouldn’t be a problem if only I wasn’t particularly interested in your love of the very controversial genre of pornography. You know what I mean. I saved a backup copy of your webcam and screen recordings as you enjoy jerking off to these videos. The video on the left shows a recording of your screen with the clip, while the one on the right shows you in real time.

I am claiming FAKE NEWS here. You generated this using AI, didn’t you?

There is no need to feel sorry for yourself or blame me for the situation – the fault here is yours alone because if you gaze into a dark abyss for too long, this darkness eventually will come knocking at your door. You should even be grateful to fate that I’m the only one who discovered your unhealthy obsession and not your friends, family and colleagues.

You’ve inspired me here; I am going to have ChatGPT create a better version of your sextortion email. My level of English is excellent but I frankly have no idea what you’re on about here. Blah. blah, blah….

Budgies rubbing themselves together by Dall-E

And this is where I get to the essence of my message – I can easily organize this. Everyone you know, love and cherish, everyone you’ve spent years building your reputation as a respectable and honorable person in front of, will get a copy of the video of you self-pleasing yourself while watching these controversial videos.

They won’t.

All of your email and messengers contacts will get these videos at the same time. You will have nothing left but to move to another city, and perhaps even another country, to get rid of the sick guy trail that will be running behind you.

Wrong. And I still think I need my teacher’s red pen for your English…

However, this also might not help. As they say, the Internet remembers everything. There’s a good chance you will have to deal with the consequences for the rest of your life, despite your efforts to clear your name.

I disagree. Almost nobody remembers the Sony hack in 2014. The Internet has an attention span of a goldfish, I recommend you download TikTok and witness this yourself.

Now, as I promised, the good news. I have a win-win solution for both you and me. You regain your old free life and I make a small profit. You should transfer $1340 to my Bitcoin wallet: 17aB5wwDJ6EGdzzMgp3Y5deKCrqe7ga3qR

Hang on, how is this good news for me? My pocket gets hit for $1340 even though this video does not exist and what you suggest never happened.

Are you hoping I am stupid?

If you are unfamiliar with cryptocurrency, it’s simple. Type “crypto exchange” into the search engine and choose the option that suits you. You can think of me as a kind of your life coach because if I didn’t show up in your life, you would continue to lead the same destructive lifestyle as before. So I kind of did you a favor, and favors are never free.

You haven’t shown up in my life, I pulled your craptastic sextortion email from my spam folder. This is most likely because it scored a big fat zero on SPF and DMARC, be happy my domain is set to softfail….

I must warn you not to do something stupid that you might do due to your lack of experience, such as: ; Contacting law enforcement. I’m untraceable anyway, because cryptocurrencies are anonymous and I have access to all your devices, so as soon as I notice you trying to do something like this, the compromising clips will be made public. ; Negotiating with me by responding to this letter. My demands are ultimatums.

It’s not a letter. It’s an email. Are you 82 years old or something?

I generated this letter using your own email client, therefore it is impossible to contact me! ; Resetting, reinstalling your system or destroying your devices won’t help you. I repeat: I have access to them and if I notice such activity, hasta la vista, baby.

Email. FFS.

Anyway, you submitted this email with a From address using an email leaked by Dropbox in 2012. It went in my spam because, of course, when you “sent” it from your device, the route the email took is not an authorised one for the domain.

This is your IP address that you gave me. I don’t assume you’re in Thailand but I do assume you have a footprint on a device there.


I wish you all the best and especially get rid of your “interesting” habits. Then you will not only no longer encounter people like me, but you will also be able to reach a new quality level in your self-development. Bye! P.S. A little friendly advice: from now on, take what you do online more seriously.

Boomshanka back at you, you sextortion genius!

The great news is that your wallet (17aB5wwDJ6EGdzzMgp3Y5deKCrqe7ga3qR) is empty. I hope you have some other way of paying your rent!